"Maple the Shotakorn"
By: Shattering Skies@GO
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ONCE UPON A TIME SHATTER WAS USING A FREAKIN IPAD TO TYPE AND THEREFORE IS NOT WILLING TO WRITE 250 WORDS WORTH OF STORY FOR YOUR OC GOING TO CANDY LAND.
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ONE DAY MAPLE THE SHOTA BUNNY BOY WAS LAZING AROUND ON HIS PICNIC TOWEL WHEN HIS SHADY UNICORN FRIENDS INVITED HIM TO GO ON A TRIP WITH THEM. IT WAS TO CANDY LAND. MAPLE THE DUMB SHOTA RODE WITH THEM ON A MAGICAL LEOPLURADON TO A SUSPICIOUS LOOKING CANDY MOUNTAIN. OUT POPPED A STONED LOOKING CANDY UNCLE WHO SANG HIM SONGS FILLED WITH NARCOTIC INDUCED IMAGERY OF A COUNTRY THAT WAS BUILT WITH SUGAR INSTEAD OF MORE STURDY AND PRAGMATIC MATERIALS SUCH AS STONE. MAPLE WAS AMUSED. THEY GAVE HIM SOME CANDY AND HE STARTED SEEING HAPPY ILLUSIONS. HE DREAMED THAT HIS MOTHER ACTUALLY LOVED HIM. AND THAT HE HAD FRIENDS. AND THAT HE HAD A JOB AND A HOUSE INSTEAD OF BEING A HOBO IN A CARDBOARD BOX. IT WAS A JOYFUL DAY.
THEN HE WOKE UP.
HIS KIDNEY WAS MISSING.
THE END!
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ONCE UPON A TIME SHATTER WAS USING A FREAKIN IPAD TO TYPE AND THEREFORE IS NOT WILLING TO WRITE 250 WORDS WORTH OF STORY FOR YOUR OC GOING TO CANDY LAND.
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ONE DAY MAPLE THE SHOTA BUNNY BOY WAS LAZING AROUND ON HIS PICNIC TOWEL WHEN HIS SHADY UNICORN FRIENDS INVITED HIM TO GO ON A TRIP WITH THEM. IT WAS TO CANDY LAND. MAPLE THE DUMB SHOTA RODE WITH THEM ON A MAGICAL LEOPLURADON TO A SUSPICIOUS LOOKING CANDY MOUNTAIN. OUT POPPED A STONED LOOKING CANDY UNCLE WHO SANG HIM SONGS FILLED WITH NARCOTIC INDUCED IMAGERY OF A COUNTRY THAT WAS BUILT WITH SUGAR INSTEAD OF MORE STURDY AND PRAGMATIC MATERIALS SUCH AS STONE. MAPLE WAS AMUSED. THEY GAVE HIM SOME CANDY AND HE STARTED SEEING HAPPY ILLUSIONS. HE DREAMED THAT HIS MOTHER ACTUALLY LOVED HIM. AND THAT HE HAD FRIENDS. AND THAT HE HAD A JOB AND A HOUSE INSTEAD OF BEING A HOBO IN A CARDBOARD BOX. IT WAS A JOYFUL DAY.
THEN HE WOKE UP.
HIS KIDNEY WAS MISSING.
THE END!